finance
Fifth Surgeon Shut
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered. “ The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in … Read more
Professor Hammer Away
The law professor was lecturing on courtroom procedure. “When you are fighting a case and have the facts on your side, hammer away at the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer away with the law. “ “But what if you have neither the facts nor the law on your side?” asked … Read more
Speed Limit
A state trooper stopped a woman for going 21 miles over the speed limit. After he handed her a ticket, she asked him, “Don’t you give out warnings?” “Yes, ma’am, “he replied. “They’re all up and down the road. They say, ‘Speed Limit 55. ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Bank Guard Bob
Frank:” I got fired from my job as a bank guard. “ Bob: What happened?” Frank: “A thief came into the bank. I drew the weapon and told him that if he took one more step, I’d let him have it. “ Bob: “What did he do then?” Frank: “He took one more step, so … Read more
Please Buy
One day a rich famous man went to buy a sports car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 and the man had only $79998 to pay. The sales associate insisted that the price was firm and it had to be $80000. The man came out of the store and looked around … Read more
Airline Charge
The person sitting next to Richard on a flight was an amazingly beautiful woman. Ever the charmer, he used one of his best pick-up lines on her. “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”he asked. “Yes, “she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay. “ This joke is included in … Read more
Evidence Against
“I’m not at all satisfied with the evidence against you, “said the judge to the prisoner on trial, “so I shall find you not guilty. You are discharged. “ “Oh, good, “said the prisoner, “does that mean I can keep the money?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Son-In-Law Buy
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I welcome you into the family!” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation. “ … Read more
Recognized Admire Engagement
A very excited mother asked her daughter: “Well, what happened when you showed the girls in the office your new engagement ring? Did they all admire it?” Her daughter replied: “Better than that, four of them recognized it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.