The engineering students conspired to make fun of the professor, Mr. Wilson. They went up to him and said, “Sir, We have invented a device which can help one see through a solid wall. “ Mr. Wilson asked, “Really? What is that?” One student said, “A hole. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn’t want to spend a lot of money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesman. “Anywhere from $2 to $2,000. “ “Can I see the $2 model?” said the customer. The salesman put the device around the man’s neck and said, “You … Read more
At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one shook the minister’s hand, he said, “Thanks for the message, Reverend. You know, I bet you’re smarter than Einstein. “ Beaming with pride, the minister said, “Why, thank you, that’s nice of you to say. “ … Read more
A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in a hurry and not a happy camper about the slowness of the line. When the cashier called … Read more
During a Christmas exam, one of the questions was: What causes depression? One of the students wrote: “God knows! I don’t. Merry Christmas!” The exam paper came back with the prof’s notation: “God gets 100. You get zero. Happy New Year. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. “Your money or your life!” says the mugger. “I’m sorry, “the social worker answers, “I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An airline captain was breaking in an Antartian as a stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the … Read more
A man goes into a pub, takes a seat at the bar, and orders five shots. The bartender gives him an odd look since he’s all by himself, but he serves up the five shots and lines them up on the bar. The man downs them all quickly. He finishes the last one and calls … Read more
A college professor walked into a bar and said, “Bring me a martinus. “ The bartender smiled and said, “You mean martini?” “If I want more than one, “snapped the professor, “I’ll order them” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An Antartian was driving home on the freeway after work when she was hit by a hailstorm that left her car completely dented all over. She decided to go to a body shop and asked the owner how much he would charge to remove the dents. Seeing that she was an Antartian, he winked at … Read more