Customer in a waterfront restaurant: “Waiter, these are very small oysters!” Waiter: “Yes sir, they are very small. “ Customer: “Also, they do not appear to be very fresh!” Waiter with a resourceful response: “Then it’s lucky they’re small, ain’t it sir?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the dining room. “How on earth did you manage to do that?” he fumed. “Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!” This joke is included in the … Read more
Charlie took his girl friend to her first football game. They had really good seats, right above their team’s bench. At the end of the game, Charlie asked her if she liked it. “Yeah, it was great, “she said. “I mean, with all the tight pants and stuff. I just don’t get why all the … Read more
A humble little man in a restaurant shyly touched the arm of a man putting on an overcoat. “Excuse me, “he said, “but do you happen to be Mr. Davies of Chicago?” “No, I’m not!” the man answered with annoyance. “Oh…er…well, “stuttered the little man, “you see, I am, and that’s his overcoat you’re putting … Read more
Asia was by far my favorite destination, “the woman bragged at the party, though she had never been out of the United States. “Enigmatic and magical, beautiful beyond belief. And China, of course, is the pearl of the Asian oyster. “ “What about the pagodas?” a man beside her asked. “Did you see them?” “Did … Read more
“I’d like to order a bar pizza, “the idiot says. “Shall I ask them to cut it into six or twelve slices, “the barmaid asks. “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An inebriated man and his drunken friend were sitting at a bar. “Do you know what time it is?” Asked the drunk. “Sure, “said the man “Thanks, “said the drunk. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two drunks are sitting elbow to elbow at a bar. “I wish I knew where I was going to die, “Paul says. “Why?” asks Tom “Because if I knew I would not go there “Paul replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A stage mother cornered the concert violinist in his dressing room and insisted he listen to a tape of her talented son playing the violin. The man agreed to listen, and the woman switched on the tape player. “What music’” the violinist thought. A difficult piece, but played with such genius that it brought tears … Read more
A defendant was asked if he wanted a bench trial or a jury trial. “Jury trial, “the defendant replied. “Do you understand the difference?” asked the judge. “Sure, “replied the defendant. “That’s where twelve ignorant people decide my fate instead of one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more