A mother and father were chatting with their eight-year-old son about his future. The youngster said he’d like to attend Oxford, as his parents and other members of the family had. Pleased with his response, they pressed on. “What would you like to take when you attend college?” they asked the little boy. After giving … Read more
Robin came home from her first day commuting into the city. Noticing that Robin was looking a little peaked, her mom asked, “Honey, are you feeling alright?” “Not really, “Robin replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train. “ “Poor dear, “the mom said. “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting across from you … Read more
At a meeting, the corporate manager told a joke. Everyone on the team laughed except one guy. The manager asked him, “Didn’t you understand my joke?” The guy replied, “Oh I understood it, but I resigned yesterday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy was fixing up the floor and laying down carpet in some woman’s home. As he was finishing, he noticed a bump in the carpet and figured that he had laid carpet over a package of nails he used earlier. Rather than to take up the carpet, he decided to get a hammer and … Read more
A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve poultry!” The chicken says, “That’s OK, I just want a drink. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came upon another man riding a camel. He asked the man if he had something to drink. The man on the camel said “No, but if you like, I have a nice selection of ties. Would you like to … Read more
A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came upon another man riding a camel. He asked the man if he had something to drink. The man on the camel said “No, but if you like, I have a nice selection of ties. Would you like to … Read more
“How come you’re late?” asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar. “It was awful, “she explained. “I was walking down Elm street and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and he was lying in the middle of the street. His leg was broken, his skull … Read more
A man was sent to prison for twenty years. He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks – like beg, play dead, roll over, jump hair etc. He served his time and was released. He took his ant with him in a matchbox. The first place … Read more
A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer, “he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?” asks the neutron. “For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.