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Patron at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roast beef. Please call the manager!” Waiter: “Well that won’t change anything, he won’t eat it either. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

At a restaurant… Customer: “This steak is burnt black!” Waiter: “Yes, sir. A mark of respect, sir. Our cook died yesterday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. “Sounds great, “said the health-conscious boy and ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. “Wait a minute, “the boy said. “Those don’t … Read more

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later. “ “That’s mighty nice of you, “Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa … Read more

George told the waitress his steak was bad. She picked it up, slapped it,threw it back down and said, “If it gives you any more trouble, let me know. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A young girl was so nervous about the cruise that immediately after being shown to her cabin, she headed for the bar. Four hours later she bumped into a steward. “Excuse me, “She said hiccupping, “I can’t seem to find my cabin. “ “I’ll be glad to help you, ma’am. What’s the number?” “I am … Read more

The disgruntled diner summoned his waiter to the table, complaining, “My oyster stew doesn’t have any oysters in it. ““Well, if that bothers you, then you better skip dessert, “replied the waiter. “It’s an Angel food cake. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.