“From tomorrow you are free!” the lawyer informs his client. “Yes, I’m so happy, I have nothing to say”, grumbled the prisoner. “I tormented myself for 5 years to make a rope ladder, 3 years to rasp the cage bars and you came now with the amnesty ordinance, exactly now when I wanted to break … Read more
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. ‘One thing about Jim,’ his buddy said to the bartender. ‘He knows when to stop.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A gent is sitting alone at the bar in Caesars Palace. A Jewish hooker comes over to him and asks him if he would like some company. “How much, honey?” “$800. “ “800???” “Are you crazy? Every other woman that came over wanted $400!” The Jewish hooker thought about it for a second and then … Read more
A man goes into a pub and says, ‘I’d like something tall, icy and full of gin.’ The barman turns and shouts into the kitchen, ‘Oi, Doris! Someone to see you!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blond lady walks into a bar that has a sign marked: ‘For Men Only.’ ‘I’m sorry, ma’am,’ says the bartender. ‘We only serve men in this place.’ ‘That’s OK,’ she says. ‘I’ll take two of them.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two elderly gin-soaked colonels are sitting at the bar of their club. ‘Lend me a tenner for a month, old boy,’ says one. ‘What does a month-old boy want a tenner for?’ asks the other. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Chinese and American are in a plane. Suddenly, the Chinese man puts his shoes off and the American is angry. After some time, he goes to buy a coke, but the Chinese say that he’ll do it. While he’s gone, the American spits into his shoes. The Chinese get back and the American drinks his … Read more
A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer please. “The barman looks at him and says “Sorry, I can’t serve you. “ “Why not?” askes the brain. “You’re already out of your head. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A man walks into a nearly empty bar and orders a drink. He’s sitting alone at the end of the bar, sipping away, and he hears a voice. “Nice shirt. “ He looks around and sees no one nearby. He forgets about it and continues drinking. “Nice tie, “the voice says again. He looks around … Read more
Two women walked into a restaurant, the first one asked for tea. The second also asks for tea. “And make sure the glass is clean, “she tells the waiter. When the waiter returns with the two glasses of tea he asks, “Which one of you asked for the clean glass?” This joke is included in … Read more