A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, “I’m in love with a twenty-two-year-old woman. “ “What’s wrong with that?” asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, “You don’t understand, every … Read more
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant Josh came back to the table, his plate full for the sixth time. “Josh!” exclaimed his mother. “Doesn’t it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table six times?” “Not a bit, “said Josh, “I just tell them I’m filling up the plate for you!” This … Read more
While he was spending time with one of his best friends, Jake received a text message. His girlfriend texted him and asked him if he would like to spend the weekend watching football games, eating chicken wings, and drinking beer. This excited Jake, because he thought he had already found the perfect mate, so he … Read more
While Jimmy was out for dinner with his girlfriend, she started one of those “let’s be honest with each other” conversations women are good at. “I want us to be totally honest with each other, “she said. “I really wish you would change. “ “No problem!” Jimmy replied. “How about I change into your ex-boyfriend?” … Read more
Man says to his boss “Can we talk? I have a problem. “ Boss says “Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!” Man says “Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After browsing the restaurant menu, Melvin had a question for the waitress. “About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a filet?” “Neither, “the waitress said “It’s a fish. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great… I would recommend it very highly. “ The other man said, … Read more
On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, “Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight. “ The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, “Oh God, no, not again. “ A new slave next … Read more
First Cannibal: “Have you seen the dentist?” Second Cannibal: “Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the “Restaurant am Fluss” because the waitresses there have low cut blouses and nice breasts. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they … Read more