Joe’s dad scolded him for breaking a neighbor’s window with a baseball. “What did he say to you when you broke his window?” asked the father. “Do you want to hear what he said with or without the bad words?” “Without, of course. “ “Well, then, he said nothing. “ This joke is included in … Read more
Harry and Esther are out shopping one morning when Esther says, “Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She said she would like something electric. “ Harry replies, “How about a chair?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons. “ Boy: “Really?” Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram. Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me. “ The Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. “Listen up, men, “says the Sergeant. “Williams, report to the mess hall for … Read more
Two friends die and one goes to Heaven while the other goes to Hell. The one that goes to Heaven begs the angel to let him visit his friend in Hell, and the angel agrees. He gets to Hell and sees his friend surrounded by beautiful women and alcohol everywhere. He says to his friend, … Read more
Little Johnny was celebrating his birthday soon. His father asked him what he would like for his birthday. Without hesitation Johnny said, “A spider. “ His father was somewhat incredulous, so he asked him again. “I really want a spider, “responded Johnny. Well, his father went to the pet store and asked the salesperson, “Do … Read more
Ten-year-old Tommy greeted his sister’s boyfriend very enthusiastically, “That harmonica you gave me for my birthday is easily the best present I have ever had!” “I’m glad you liked it, “the boyfriend replies. “Oh yeah! Mother gives me a quarter a day not to play it!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
At an art gallery, a woman and her eleven-year old son were having a tough time choosing between two paintings. They finally chose and went with the autumn themed one. “I see you prefer an autumn scene as opposed to a floral one, “said the gallery owner, who happened to be nearby and witnessed the … Read more
Daughter: “Mommy, where did I come from?” Mom: “Sweetheart, you came out from Mommy’s body. “ Daughter: “How exactly?” Mom: “Well, your head came out first, then your arms, followed by your legs. “ Daughter: “How did you assemble them?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on. “ The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like … Read more