At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 11:45 p. m. , in the locale known generally as ‘Lover’s Lane’ did the defendant have sexual relations with you?” “Yes, “whispered the girl, her head bowed. “And did the defendant on that occasion, to the best of … Read more
A mother and her son are sitting on an airplane, which is ready to take off. The son admires the parked plains’ through the window. At one point, he turns to his mother, who was reading a magazine, and pops the question: “Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how … Read more
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims “Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your … Read more
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around, frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls, “the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are … Read more
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they … Read more
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the grocery store picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. “Oh, no laundry, “the boy said. “I’m going to wash my dog. … Read more
Two starving cannibals, a father and son, were out trying to get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came a little old man. The son said, “Oh Dad, there’s one. “ “No, “said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one to even … Read more
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, “Hey, Dad! What are you doing?” His father says, “I’m filling your mother’s tank. “ Johnny says, “Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, “Excuse me, young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?” The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, “I sorry, sir, but at this school, we are … Read more
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “Great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl … Read more