A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angelis to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The … Read more
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses. “Boy, “said the farmer, “that sure makes me want to do the same. “ “Well, go ahead, “said his girlfriend, “it’s your cow. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, “That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw. “ “So why does he have a wooden leg?” the tourist asked. “One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up. … Read more
During a lesson about adjectives, an elementary school teacher asked her class to describe their mothers. One boy described his mother’s hair as auburn. Impressed by his sophisticated word choice, the teacher asked, “How do you know her hair color is auburn?” The student replied, “Because that’s what it says on the box. “ This … Read more
After a lady’s car had leaked motor oil on her cement driveway, she bought a large bag of cat litter to soak it up. It worked so well, that she went back to the store to get another bag to finish the job. The clerk remembered her. Looking thoughtfully at her purchase, he said, “Lady, … Read more
A farmer gets a phone call from his son. “I’ve run over a pig and it’s stuck under the tractor still alive. “ “Shoot it, “says the farmer, “and then bury it. “ About 30 mins later he gets another call… “ “Done. What should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?” This joke … Read more
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: “Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse, listen to the heart or check for breathing?” “No. “ “So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren’t sure the man was dead, were you?” “Well, the man’s brain was in a … Read more
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men had each missed only one of the questions. The manager … Read more
There were two cows standing in the field, one cow says to the other: “boy that mad cow disease has got me worried” the other cow says I’m not worried, I’m a penguin” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him. “I believe it’s your radiator, “said the cow. The man nearly jumped right out … Read more