“Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don’t have anything to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore. The engineer says: “Let’s hit the can with a rock until it opens. “ The biologist has another idea: “No. … Read more
“Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy’s stomach last night?” “I have to do that, or Daddy’s belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny. “ “That’s not going to work. “ “Why not?” “Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. “But will it be all right in the rain?” she asked anxiously. “Oh certainly, ma am, “said the manager smoothly. “After all, have you ever seen a squirrel with an umbrella?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
During her company’s periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password: GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, “The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital. “ This joke is included … Read more
The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said, “Well, Robbert, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up, Handle With Care.’” “Yes sir, “the worker replied. “And just … Read more
A guy rings his boss and says “I can’t come to work today” The boss asks why and the guy says “It’s my eyes. “ “What’s wrong with your eyes?” asks the boss. “I just can’t see myself coming to work, so I’m going fishing instead… “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
An octopus is applying for a job at the circus He says: “I can play multiple instruments”. They give him a piano,a violin, a sax, the drums and he plays them beautifully. Everyone is thoroughly impressed. They ask him: “Well, can you play the bagpipes?”. He responds: “Well, I don’t know what that is, but … Read more
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. “Okay, “the sheriff drawled, “Gomer, what is 1 and 1?” “11” he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right. … Read more
A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job. “Alright, what can you do?”, the manager asks. “I can do great bird impressions”, the man replies. “Pssh, a lot of people can do that”. “Oh well”, the man says and flies away. This joke is … Read more
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly. “ Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the … Read more