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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Cowboy Sidles – Little Cowboy
April 5, 2026
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angrily “Who’s the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?” A big cowboy sidles up to him and says “I did… Do you want to complain to me?” “No, “says the little guy “just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!” This joke is included
Eagle Swoops Down
April 5, 2026
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Some time later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s butt and asks, “How high up are we?” “About 2,000 feet, “the eagle replies. The mouse replies, “You ain’t shittin’ me, are you?” This joke is included
Moderator Alarmed Approaches
April 5, 2026
A blonde reported for her university final examination,which consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for ten minutes and then, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes for heads, and no for tails. Within
Reply’s Perform
April 5, 2026
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was: “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s:”Perform the fucking autopsy!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Adam Well
April 5, 2026
Isaac and his friend Adam, who’s looking a little depressed, are at a synagogue talking. … “Adam, I’ve seen you feeling a little down over the past few times. Is everything alright?” asks Isaac. “My son is getting married next week” says Adam. … “But Adam, many of our congregants’ sons are getting married. That’s
Answered Well
April 5, 2026
A man 75 years of age married a young lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital, and she had a baby. The nurse said to the man: “At your age, how do you do that?” The man answered, “You just have to keep the motor running. “ Another year passes, and the
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a