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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Women Wrote
April 5, 2026
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: “Woman without her man is nothing. “ The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing. “ The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing. “ This joke is included in the Black Book
Clerk Bikini Fits
April 5, 2026
A very fat woman comes into a store and tells the clerk, “I would like to see a bikini that fits me. “ Clerk, “Me too… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Narrow Mountain Road
April 5, 2026
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “Pig!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “Stupid cow!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the
Pallbearers Carry
April 5, 2026
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral
Sunday Service
April 5, 2026
Jessica never went to church. She always promised to go but never did. The pastor was astounded when she suddenly showed up for Sunday service. Thereafter she was there for every Sunday service. Three months later, after a Sunday service, the pastor asked her, “What happened to you? You always dodged church and now it
Erection Either
April 5, 2026
“Doctor, “the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore. “ “Mr. Henry, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do. “ So, the worried fellow returned with his wife on the following day. The doctor greeted the couple and
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a