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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Movie Theater
April 5, 2026
“I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?” “That’s right, Sir. “ “So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theater with a friend?” “That was my dentist. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Dark Forest – Complains I’m
April 5, 2026
Wife complains husband, “When I’m crossing the dark forest when I’m coming back home I’m scared that someone will rape me. “ “Don’t worry” answers the husband, “you wouldn’t be so lucky… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bank Clerk
April 5, 2026
A young blonde walks into a bank to withdraw some money. “Can you identify yourself?” asked the bank clerk. The young woman opens her handbag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says, “Yes, it’s me all right. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Shouts Hello
April 5, 2026
A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men. Completely shocked, he shouts, “Hello, Hello, Hello!” The blonde whines, “What? No hello for me?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife’s Underwear
April 5, 2026
Two policemen are walking the beat when one says, ‘When I get home, I’m going straight upstairs and tearing off the wife’s underwear.’ “Feeling randy?” asks the other. “‘No, “says the first. ‘The elastic is killing me.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ocean-Going Yacht Row
April 5, 2026
Wife to husband: ‘When I married you you said you had an ocean-going yacht!’ Husband: ‘Shut up and row.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a