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Where Lawyers Come From – Frankie’s German

Where Lawyers Come From – Frankie’s German

April 5, 2026

Frankie’s German girlfriend liked to rate his sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. One night they tried anal sex and she kept yelling 9. That was the best Frankie has ever done. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Hey Baby

Hey Baby

April 5, 2026

Man: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” Woman: “Do not enter. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Doggy Style – Giving Birth

Doggy Style – Giving Birth

April 5, 2026

A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting “I told you not to go doggy style!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Mate Bloke Talk

Mate Bloke Talk

April 5, 2026

A bloke asks his mate “Do you ever talk to your wife during sex ?” His mate replies “Yeah, if she calls. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Cream Corn

Cream Corn

April 5, 2026

Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They come upon a small farmhouse with crops planted around it. They are very hungry, thirsty, and tired so the first guy suggests they steal some food. The second says they should ask for food, so he then goes up and knocks on the door and

Black Condom

Black Condom

April 5, 2026

Frank went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. The pharmacist wondered and asked him, “Why black, sir?” “My friend’s husband died; I want to console her, “Frank said. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Giorgio Rushes

Giorgio Rushes

April 5, 2026

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something

Bites Yes

Bites Yes

April 5, 2026

“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of

Trained Parrot

Trained Parrot

April 5, 2026

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a

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