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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Waltzing Assume Snarled
April 5, 2026
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. “I assume, “she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?” “There is, “he replied. “Breakfast. “ This joke is included in
Big-Ass Grill
April 5, 2026
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks. She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass
Business Fell
April 5, 2026
The husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet the wife stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came back to his senses, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through
Different Position Tonight
April 5, 2026
Husband: “Shall we try a different position tonight?” Wife: “That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Lengthy Quarrel
April 5, 2026
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you. “ The husband replied: “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Nervous Witness
April 5, 2026
An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, “Have you ever been married?” “Yes, sir, “said the witness in a low voice. “Once. “ “Whom did you marry?” “Well, a woman. “ The lawyer bellowed angrily, “Of course you married a woman. Have you ever heard of anyone marrying a man?” To
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a