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Waltzing Assume Snarled

Waltzing Assume Snarled

April 5, 2026

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. “I assume, “she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?” “There is, “he replied. “Breakfast. “ This joke is included in

Big-Ass Grill

Big-Ass Grill

April 5, 2026

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks. She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass

Business Fell

Business Fell

April 5, 2026

The husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet the wife stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came back to his senses, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through

Different Position Tonight

Different Position Tonight

April 5, 2026

Husband: “Shall we try a different position tonight?” Wife: “That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Lengthy Quarrel

Lengthy Quarrel

April 5, 2026

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you. “ The husband replied: “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Nervous Witness

Nervous Witness

April 5, 2026

An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, “Have you ever been married?” “Yes, sir, “said the witness in a low voice. “Once. “ “Whom did you marry?” “Well, a woman. “ The lawyer bellowed angrily, “Of course you married a woman. Have you ever heard of anyone marrying a man?” To

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Giorgio Rushes

Giorgio Rushes

April 5, 2026

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something

Bites Yes

Bites Yes

April 5, 2026

“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of

Trained Parrot

Trained Parrot

April 5, 2026

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a

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