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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Haven’t Spoken
April 5, 2026
A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. “ The friend says, “Why not?” The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sad News
April 5, 2026
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: “Honey, I have sad news – a gynecologist told me not to have sex for three weeks… “ Husband: “And what the dentist said?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Honeymoon Suite
April 5, 2026
While inspecting their honeymoon suite, the bride discovers a little box attached to the bed. “What’s this for?” she asks her husband. “If you put a quarter in, “he says, reaching into his pocket, “the bed starts vibrating. “ “Save your money, “she says. “When you’re a quarter in, I start vibrating. “ This joke
Chocolate Cake Well
April 5, 2026
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. “Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am, “he said politely, “but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with
Last Blow Job
April 5, 2026
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me. “ The
Wouldn’t Talk
April 5, 2026
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”. The bartender asked the man “What’s wrong,why are you so down today?”. The man said “My wife and I got into a fight,and she said she wouldn’t talk to me
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a