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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Spoke Well Sister
April 5, 2026
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. “Well sister, this looks pretty grim. “ “I know,
Slid Down
April 5, 2026
Three women are in a bar, sitting on barstools and boasting about their sex life. The first woman says “I have had sex so many times I could fit one of my fists up there. “ The second one says “I have had sex so many times I can shove two fists up there” The
We’ll Burn
April 5, 2026
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have
Girlfriend Picks
April 5, 2026
A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, drops his pants, and says, “Meet my little brother. “ The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way out and says, “Call me when he grows up. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Played Rugby
April 5, 2026
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding Anniversary when the wife says: ‘Darling, as this is such a special Occasion I think that it is time I made a confession…… Before we were married I Was a hooker for eight years. .’ The husband ponders for a moment
Child Support
April 5, 2026
George finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman. “Can she cook like I can?” the distraught woman asked. “Not on her best day. “George replied. “Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?” she asked. “No, she’s broke.
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a