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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Horse Screeched Jumped
April 5, 2026
A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast. The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, “Ma’am please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve
Thieves Beside
April 5, 2026
A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun’s boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, “Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?” The man said “No, I’m looking at the 2 thieves beside him. “ This joke is
Puppy Love
April 5, 2026
Girl: “Do you believe in puppy love?” Boy: “I tried it once, but their assholes are too small. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Couldn’t Reach
April 5, 2026
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn’t reach. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ship’s Wheel
April 5, 2026
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, “You know you’ve got a ship’s wheel on your penis?” And the pirate says, “Argh, I know. It drives me nuts. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Vice President
April 5, 2026
Jake was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn’t take it any longer, and told him, “Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!” “Really?”
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a