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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Naked Photos
April 5, 2026
A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning. He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor. it reads, “Do you have any naked photos of your wife?” Outraged the man replies, “No, I do Not!” Shortly after he receives a second e-mail from his neighbor. Expecting an apology he opens
Prostitute Well
April 5, 2026
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions. “ He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a whore. “ The
Eyes Checked
April 5, 2026
“A man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked. “You need to stop masturbating so much, “the optometrist says. “Why?” asks the man. “Is it going to make me go blind?” The optometrist looks around and says “No, but it’s making the other patients very uncomfortable. “ This joke is included in the Black
Long Complicated Names
April 5, 2026
One day a tiny Apache indian child walked into Big Chief Sitting Bull’s Teepee. “Sitting Bull, “He asked, “Why does every man in our tribe have such long, complicated names?” “Well, “says Sitting Bull, “Its simple. the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When
Cool Watch
April 5, 2026
Little Johnny was at school one day, when he noticed that there was a large crowd of kids gathered around Little Billy. Little Johnny walks up to Little Billy and says “Hey what’s all the excitement about”, Little Billy says “Just showing everyone my new watch”. Little Johnny goes “Wow, that’s a cool watch where
Sells Extra Large
April 5, 2026
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms. He replies, “Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?” She responds, “No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a