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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Read Spaghetti
April 5, 2026
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. “But how will I let you know the baby is born?” she
Panties Lays
April 5, 2026
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window… He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. “Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?
Elephant’s Trunk
April 5, 2026
A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus. When his father left to buy popcorn, the boy asked, “Mom, what’s that long thing on the elephant?” “That’s the elephant’s trunk, dear, “she replied. “No, Mom, down underneath. “ His mother blushed and said, “Oh, that’s nothing. “ The father returned,
Grown Hair
April 5, 2026
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair. “the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: “My monkey has
Hour Passes
April 5, 2026
A husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, they decide on a ‘washing machine’. Later in bed that night husband says, “Washing machine. “ Wife replies, “Not tonight darling I have a sore head. “ Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, “Washing machine. “ Husband replies, “Too
Swell Spread Alcohol
April 5, 2026
“Guy: “Can I buy you a drink?” Girl: “Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. “ Guy: “Do they swell?” Girl: “No. They spread. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a