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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Clerk Leads
April 5, 2026
A woman walks into a dildo shop to buy a dildo. After a few minutes of looking around she approaches the clerk. “Excuse me, do you have anything bigger?” She asks. The clerk shows her a few items on the shelf. “I’m looking for something way bigger than these, “she says. The clerk pauses for
Favorite Sex Position
April 5, 2026
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best. “ “I don’t think I have ever heard of that one, “says the other cowboy. “What is it?” “Well, it’s where you get your girl down on all four, and you
Writes Remember
April 5, 2026
Naughty boy draws a penis on a black board. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: “Remember the more you rub the bigger it gets!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Small Desert Island
April 5, 2026
An individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. “Due to lack of maintenance, “he read, “we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account. “ This joke
Let’s Assume
April 5, 2026
“Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don’t have anything to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore. The engineer says: “Let’s hit the can with a rock until it opens. “ The biologist has another idea: “No.
Suicides Herself
April 5, 2026
“A ship with 30 sailors and one woman stranded on a desert island. After one month the woman says: “I cannot proceed in this way. “and she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: “We cannot proceed in this way. “and they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: “We cannot proceed
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a