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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Barman That’ll
April 5, 2026
A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be one dollar. “ “One dollar?” exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, “Could I have steak and chips?” “Certainly, “says the barman, “that’ll be two dollars. “ “Two dollars?” cries the man. “You’re joking. Where’s the guy who owns
Dinner Together
April 5, 2026
While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, “Daddy, you’re the boss in our family, right?” The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, “Yes my little princess. “ The girl then continued, “That’s because mommy put you in charge, right?” This joke is
Rooster Again Screws
April 5, 2026
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 120 of the farmer’s hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 120 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only
Bus Driver Yells
April 5, 2026
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I’d be a little bull. “ The driver gets annoyed as the kids continue to yammer on. “If my dad was an rooster and my mom a
Cowboy Smiles Taps
April 5, 2026
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just
Father’s Penis
April 5, 2026
On Sunday little Johnny went for a bath with his dad. The ground was slippery. So the poor boy, to avoid being knocked down, grabbed his father’s penis. His father smiled and told him: “Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!” This joke is included in the Black
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a