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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Pea Soup Instead
April 5, 2026
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. “I’d like to get the turtle soup, please. “ The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. “Hold the turtle, make it pea!” This joke is included in the
Pockets Kangaroo
April 5, 2026
Kangaroo 911: “What’s your emergency?” Kangaroo: “I can’t find my children” Kangaroo 911: “Did you check your pockets?” Kangaroo: “Oh nevermind. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dog Crap Feet
April 5, 2026
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, “Vietnam, 1969. “ The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog crap, 20 feet back. “ This joke is
Doctor’s Office
April 5, 2026
“A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Matchmaker Approached
April 5, 2026
The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. “I’m ashamed to bring this up, “he said, “but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample. “ The woman was shocked. “Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman?
Burn Calories
April 5, 2026
One day a Blonde went to the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. The Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach. The doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. The blond said “I was trying to burn calories. “
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a