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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Shoulder Ouch
April 5, 2026
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, “Everywhere I touch it hurts. “ He asks “What do you mean?” So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said “Ouch!” Then she touched her chest and said, “Ouch!” Then her shoulder, “Ouch!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Your really
Cube Mate
April 5, 2026
At work, a blonde notices that her cubicle mate has a thermos. She asks him what it’s for, and he responds, “It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold. “ The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her cube mate asks, “What do you have
Squirrel Fur Coat
April 5, 2026
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. “But will it be all right in the rain?” she asked anxiously. “Oh certainly, ma am, “said the manager smoothly. “After all, have you ever seen a squirrel with an umbrella?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
Small Alligator
April 5, 2026
Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says; “I don’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age, we were the same size as kids… I just don’t get it. “ “Well, “says the big alligator, “what
Living Personality Executive
April 5, 2026
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde woman for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one. “ This joke is included in
Continuously Whom Twins
April 5, 2026
A blond woman gave birth to two twins and was continuously crying. A nurse asks her what’s the problem. She replies, “I don’t know with whom I have the second baby… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a