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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Brunette Watch
April 5, 2026
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you’re going, “yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde. “ The midget replies, “Not from where I’m standing. “ This joke is included in the Black Book
Magic Lamp
April 5, 2026
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead
How Do You Spell Paint? – Cowboys Come
April 5, 2026
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You see that Indian?” “Yeah, “says the other cowboy. “Look, “says the first one, “he’s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction. “
Next-Door Neighbor He’s
April 5, 2026
A woman is chatting with her friends when she points at a man in the street, ‘That’s my next-door neighbor. He’s an alcoholic!’ One of her friends asks, ‘How do you know that?’ The woman replies, ‘Yesterday he was at the bar drinking next to me all night. ‘ This joke is included in the
Tax Inspector Who’s
April 5, 2026
A man is talking to the tax inspector who’s come to review his records. The inspector says, ‘As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to pay them with a smile.’ ‘Thank God for that,’ replies the man. ‘I thought you were going to ask for cash.’ This joke
Stoned Monkey Stares
April 5, 2026
A monkey was smoking a joint in a tree in the jungle with his little lizard buddy. The lizard says, “Ooh wee! This is some good shit! My mouth is dry as hell. I’m gonna run down to the pond and get a drink. “ The lizard climbs down the tree, scurries over to the
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a