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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Mean Horseman
April 5, 2026
A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one, “replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!” This joke is
Boss Eyes Can’t
April 5, 2026
A guy rings his boss and says “I can’t come to work today” The boss asks why and the guy says “It’s my eyes. “ “What’s wrong with your eyes?” asks the boss. “I just can’t see myself coming to work, so I’m going fishing instead… “ This joke is included in the Black Book
These Car Designers
April 5, 2026
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn’t reach home in
Confused Rabbit Well
April 5, 2026
A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash. “Who am I? What am I?” said the confused rabbit. “Well, you’re one such… with a short tail, long ears… “ “I guess!” shouted the rabbit, “I’m a rabbit!” “And what
Brunette Let’s
April 5, 2026
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey, girls, “says the brunette, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know. “ So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done,
Carrying Guess Giggles
April 5, 2026
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, “What are you carrying?” “Melons, “the blonde replies. “Cool, “the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?” The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a