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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Instructor Radioed
April 5, 2026
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you’re doing. “ At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well. Right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and
Honesty Modesty
April 5, 2026
A man was praying to god for money and fame. Another one comes and sneers at him, “I always pray for honesty, modesty and other noble qualities in life “. The man says “Very well mister, one always asks for the things they don’t have!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Real Hair Color
April 5, 2026
A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown. She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep. She goes up to the farmer and asks, “If I guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?” The farmer nodded. She continued. “127” The farmer is surprised. “How
Tight Rein
April 5, 2026
One day some soldiers from a nearby army camp saw a boy leading a donkey. They thought they would have some fun with him. “Say, boy, “called out one of the soldiers. “You sure are keeping a tight rein on your brother, aren’t you?” “Sure am, “said the boy. “If I didn’t he would probably
Flies Away
April 5, 2026
A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job. “Alright, what can you do?”, the manager asks. “I can do great bird impressions”, the man replies. “Pssh, a lot of people can do that”. “Oh well”, the man says and flies away. This joke is
Deer Tracks
April 5, 2026
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, “I think they could be bird tracks. “ The second blonde went to look and said, “No, I think these are deer tracks. “ They stepped aside and the third
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a