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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Sign Hung Outside
April 5, 2026
Jasper : “Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?” Doctor: “Your eyesight seems to be poor. “ Jasper: “How did you come to that conclusion?” Doctor: “You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
Weighed Pounds
April 5, 2026
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to “a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds. “ Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of “Wow!” were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he
Smartest Dog I’ve – Went Visit
April 5, 2026
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen. “ “Nah, he’s not so smart, “the friend replied. I’ve beaten him three
Can’t Explain
April 5, 2026
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?” The farmer shook his head and replied, “Some things you just can’t explain. “ “So what happened that’s so horrible?” the man asked as he
God Cried Liam
April 5, 2026
Liam stumbled into a saloon, half crooked. “Say, “he said to the bartender, “how tall is a penguin?” “About two and a half feet. “ “Thank God!” cried Liam. “I thought I ran over a nun!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Buenos Dias Amigos
April 5, 2026
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the white guy says “you people don’t actually think Jesus was black do you?” “And what makes you think he’s not?” The black pastor
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a