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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Large Glass Filled
April 5, 2026
A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass filled with white liquid. He is so excited because he’s just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares
Sets Exact Change
April 5, 2026
A man, an ostrich and a cat enter a bar and sit down at the bar. The bartender looks at the man and says, “What’ll ya have?” The man says, “Gimme a beer. “ The ostrich says, “I’ll have one too. “ The cat says, “I want two beers, but I’m only gonna pay half
Home Hit
April 5, 2026
A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road. The wife gets out and brings it back to the car. “We need to take it to a vet. It’s shivering, it must be cold, what should I do?” she asks. Husband replies “Put it between your legs to keep it warm. “
Prevent Diseases Caused
April 5, 2026
The Teacher asked Little Johnny, “How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?” Little Johnny replied, “Simply don’t bite any. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Kinky Monkey
April 5, 2026
In Noah’s ark, on the third day the animals could no longer hold their sexual desire, so they started having sex with one another. But Noah got really angry cause the Ark started shaking dangerously and he decided that it was time to put things in order. So he ordered that every male should get
Wide-Eyed Lad
April 5, 2026
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence with wide eyes, taking in the whole event. The man thought to himself, “Great, he’s four years old and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees now. No need to jump the
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a