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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Couldn’t Speak
April 5, 2026
A pony went to see the doctor because it couldn’t speak. “I know what’s wrong, “said the doctor. “You’re a little horse!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Real Estate Agent
April 5, 2026
The real estate agent is following up with an elderly gentleman after showing him a new home. Over the phone the agent indicated, “This house will be worth double what you paid for it in a few years. “ The older gentleman laughs, “At my age, it’s a risk buying green bananas. “ This joke
Bartender Penguin Counter
April 5, 2026
A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my little brother?” The bartender says, “I don’t know. What does he look like?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
They’ll Talk Louder
April 5, 2026
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn’t want to spend a lot of money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesman. “Anywhere from $2 to $2,000. “ “Can I see the $2 model?” said the customer. The salesman put the device around the man’s neck and said, “You
Social Worker Answers
April 5, 2026
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. “Your money or your life!” says the mugger. “I’m sorry, “the social worker answers, “I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sermon Pastor
April 5, 2026
The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as usual, but this particular Sunday, it was considerably longer than normal. Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners as they moved out, one man said, “Your sermon, Pastor, was simply wonderful – so invigorating and inspiring and refreshing. “ The minister, of course, broke out in
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a