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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Voice Booms Again
April 5, 2026
A Jewish grandmother and her grandson are at the beach. The boy is playing in the water; she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet. Suddenly, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading. The water recedes and the boy is
Doc Everytime
April 5, 2026
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc. , everytime I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye. “ The doctor says, “Try taking the spoon out first. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Tim Hey Sounds
April 5, 2026
Jake: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it. “ Tim: “How so?” Jake: “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats. If you want to play golf at night it glows. “ Tim: “Hey, sounds good. Where did you get
Backup Arrest Recruit
April 5, 2026
A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He said: “Call for backup. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bed Again
April 5, 2026
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past 3 in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time, “he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of
Pet Snake
April 5, 2026
One evening as she was preparing dinner her 8-year-old son came down to the kitchen and he was crying hysterically. The loving mother bent down and said, “Honey what’s wrong?” He said, “Mom, I just cleaned my room!” And she said, “Well, I’m very proud of you” “Why on earth would that make you cry?”
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a