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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Rear View Mirror
April 5, 2026
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks, “I can outrun this guy, “so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway –
Pushed Aside
April 5, 2026
Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir? Customer: Well, I just pushed aside a bean and there it was! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dangerous Place
April 5, 2026
“Sir, why are you trying to cross the road in this dangerous place? There’s a zebra crossing just a few yards up the road, “said the policeman. “Well, I hope he’s having better luck than I am, “said the pedestrian. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Clerk Advises
April 5, 2026
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation. “Keep it, “the clerk advises. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Can’t Pay
April 5, 2026
“Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for $1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!” “Okay, you have six months to live. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Truck Driver Pull
April 5, 2026
A state trooper is driving down the highway when he sees a truck driver pull over, walk to the side of the truck with a tire jack, bang on the side of the truck a few times, and then drive away. A couple of miles down the road the driver does the same thing. A
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a