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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Problem Suffering Lack
April 5, 2026
Patient: Doctor, I think I’m suffering from lack of memory. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem is that? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Lousy Lover – Guy Called
April 5, 2026
This guy called up his lawyer to tell him he was filing for divorce, and the lawyer inquired as to the grounds for the suit. “I’ve got grounds, all right, “sputtered the irate husband. “Can you believe my wife told me I’m a lousy lover?” “That’s why you’re suing?” pursued his lawyer. “Of course not.
Crook Noted
April 5, 2026
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape. “It ain’t so bad, “one crook noted. “We got $25 between us. “ The boss screamed:”I warned you to stay clear of lawyers-we
Wear Scruffy Clothes
April 5, 2026
A man comes home and finds he has a letter from the Inland Revenue, advising him that he’s going to be audited. In a panic, he calls his accountant:”Oh my God, I’m going to be audited, what do I do?” he says. “Don’t worry, I have all your receipts and paperwork in order. “says the
Saggy Tits
April 5, 2026
Halfway through Joe’s shift at the photoshop, a guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife. Naturally, Joe had a little peek as he handed them over. “Would you like the negatives?” he asked. “Yes please, “the guy said sheepishly. Joe said, “Your wife’s got saggy tits, a large belly and
Keeper Tries
April 5, 2026
Someone mistakenly leaves the cages open in the reptile house at the Zoo and there are snakes slithering all over the place. Frantically, the keeper tries everything, but he can’t get them back in their cages. Finally he says, “Quick, call my mother in law!” “Your mother in law? Why??” “We need someone who speaks
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a