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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Policeman Speeding Pulled
April 5, 2026
A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked the policeman, “Why was I pulled over when I wasn’t the only one speeding. “ The policeman replied, “Have you ever been fishing?” The man then said, “Yes, I have. “ “Well, have you ever caught all the fish?” asked the policeman. This joke
Mile Down
April 5, 2026
One day there was this old man that was walking down the road. About a mile down the road he heard sirens and a police officer was behind him. So he stops and the cop gets out of his car and asked the man why he was walking with one foot on the curb and
Officer Approached
April 5, 2026
A Police officer had been told by his sergeant that he was to bring up his quota of speeding fines, he decided to park and use his radar gun flashing the cars as they drove by on a busy street. Well one hour went by then two and no one was speeding. After about six
Mind Buddy
April 5, 2026
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey. “ The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sams Answered
April 5, 2026
Lying on his deathbed, the wealthy Mr. Sams was instructing his attorney on last-minute changes in his will. “I wish to leave everything I own, all stocks, bonds, property, art, and money, to my wife. However, there is one stipulation. “ “And that is?” “In order to inherit, she must marry within six months of
Undercover Detective
April 5, 2026
A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?” “No, I am an undercover detective. “ “So why are you in uniform?” “Today is my day off. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a