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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Evidence Against
April 5, 2026
“I’m not at all satisfied with the evidence against you, “said the judge to the prisoner on trial, “so I shall find you not guilty. You are discharged. “ “Oh, good, “said the prisoner, “does that mean I can keep the money?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Brass Lamp Rubbed
April 5, 2026
A man found a brass lamp, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. “For freeing me from the lamp, I will grant you any wish you desire, “the genie said. The man replied, “I want a spectacular job. A challenge that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try. “ “Poof!”
Depends Billy Moments
April 5, 2026
A teacher said to her student, “Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?” After a few moments, Billy answered, “It depends. “ “It depends on what?” she asked. “It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother. “ This joke is included in the Black
Bank Guard Bob
April 5, 2026
Frank:” I got fired from my job as a bank guard. “ Bob: What happened?” Frank: “A thief came into the bank. I drew the weapon and told him that if he took one more step, I’d let him have it. “ Bob: “What did he do then?” Frank: “He took one more step, so
Coach Spotted
April 5, 2026
“After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, “Here’s your phone. “ “What makes you think it’s mine?” the ref asked. “Easy, “the coach replied. “It says you missed 13 calls!”“ This joke is
Please Buy
April 5, 2026
One day a rich famous man went to buy a sports car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 and the man had only $79998 to pay. The sales associate insisted that the price was firm and it had to be $80000. The man came out of the store and looked around
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a