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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Ahead Shave
April 5, 2026
A man walks into a barber shop and asks, “How much for a haircut?” The barber said, “$12. 50. “ The man asks, “And how much for a shave?” The barber said, “$1. 50. “ The man then says, “Go ahead, shave it all!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
Rome Yes
April 5, 2026
“Have you been to Rome?” “Yes” “Did you visit The Coliseum?” “Yes” “And ?” “It will be splendid when it is finished” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Credit Cards
April 5, 2026
When a fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. “Do you take children?” the man asked. “No, sir, “replied the clerk. “Only cash and credit cards. “ This joke is included in the Black
Governor Judge Pierson
April 5, 2026
A lawyer phoned the governor’s mansion shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the governor, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the governor’s assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?” grumbled the governor. “Judge Pierson just died, and I
Legal Nor Logical
April 5, 2026
After having failed his exam in Logistics and Organization, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student, “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor, “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student, “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give
United States Enigmatic
April 5, 2026
Asia was by far my favorite destination, “the woman bragged at the party, though she had never been out of the United States. “Enigmatic and magical, beautiful beyond belief. And China, of course, is the pearl of the Asian oyster. “ “What about the pagodas?” a man beside her asked. “Did you see them?” “Did
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a