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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
News Honey You’ve
April 5, 2026
A guy was gazing at the stars through his binoculars when his wife came out in a new dress. She asked if it made her hips look smaller. He paused for a second, turned his binoculars around, and then looked at her. “I’ve got some good news honey, you’ve never looked better. “ This joke
Final Applicant
April 5, 2026
A company is interviewing applicants for an accountancy position, and the three finalists have been chosen. The first one is called in, and asked, “What is two plus two?” She answers, “Four, “and is asked to leave. The second finalist was called in, and asked the same question, “What is two plus two?” He also
Phone Anyway
April 5, 2026
One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a. m. in Jeff’s house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, “Is this 888-3237?” “No, this is 888-3247. “Jeff replied. “Oh, I’m so sorry for disturbing you, “the woman said. “That’s alright, “Jeff said. “I had to get up to answer the phone anyway. “
Low Fat Diet
April 5, 2026
A rather naive gentleman was found by a friend sitting on the floor eating a pound of butter and a quart of ice cream. The friend asked him what he thought he was doing. The reply, “My doctor told me to go on a low fat diet. This joke is included in the Black Book
Weather Gauge Sonny
April 5, 2026
A tourist stopped at a country gas station. While his car was being serviced, he noticed an old-timer basking in the sun with a piece of rope in his hand. The tourist walked up to the old-timer and asked, “What do you have there?” “That’s a weather gauge, sonny, “the old-timer replied. “How can you
Minister Chuckled
April 5, 2026
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. “Reverend, “said the young man, “Sorry about the delay. It
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a