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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Days Seem
April 5, 2026
A men’s Sunday school teacher asked the men how they would spend the next 30 days if they knew the world would end. The first man said, “I would spend it on a mission to Africa. “ They all agreed this was a great idea. The second man said, “I would volunteer at the local
Inches Tall
April 5, 2026
Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 15 inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Lawn Mower Saturday
April 5, 2026
“Are you going to be using your lawn mower Saturday?” “Yes, I will be. “ “Good… so can I borrow your car then?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Tarot Reader’s Gaze
April 5, 2026
A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: “There is no easy way to say this so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a
Interviewer Well
April 5, 2026
An 80-year-old gentleman was being interviewed on his 60 years of marriage. “Is there one big difference in your marriage today compared to when you were first married?” asked the interviewer. “Well, “said the man after pondering for a moment, “it now takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.
Outdoor Patio
April 5, 2026
Two friends are talking over lunch on an outdoor patio. “So what are you doing for summer vacation?” one asks. The other one replies, “I want to go to Italy again, like last year. “ The first asks, “Wow! You went to Italy last year?” The other answers, “No, but I wanted to. “ This
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a