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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh

God Who’d

God Who’d

April 5, 2026

A girl asked an old bachelor friend whether he had been disappointed in love. “No, I never was exactly disappointed in love. I was what you might call discouraged. You see, when I was very young I became much enamored with a young lady of my acquaintance. I was mortally afraid to tell her of

Pearl Worth Please

Pearl Worth Please

April 5, 2026

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn’t find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the

Dollar Soldier

Dollar Soldier

April 5, 2026

Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “Sure, buddy. “ Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “No, Sir!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Daddy Taught

Daddy Taught

April 5, 2026

A teacher asked little Johnny if he knew the numbers 1 to 10 well. “Yes, of course! My daddy taught me, even more than 10!” “Good. What comes after three?” “Four, “answered the boy. “What comes after six?” “Seven. “ “Very good, “said the teacher. “your dad did a good job. Now, what comes after

Mad Again

Mad Again

April 5, 2026

Wife: “I’m mad. “ Husband: “Again or still?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Single Men

Single Men

April 5, 2026

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down for a brief ceremony in front of the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn’t think of the names of those who were to be married. “Will those wanting

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Giorgio Rushes

Giorgio Rushes

April 5, 2026

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something

Bites Yes

Bites Yes

April 5, 2026

“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of

Trained Parrot

Trained Parrot

April 5, 2026

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a

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