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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Mute Screamed
April 5, 2026
One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They had been friends in school but had lost touch over time. They used sign language to catch up on old times. Through the course of conversation one of the deaf-mutes learned the other had learned to speak and was no longer mute. This amazed the fellow
Beer Neither Paid
April 5, 2026
A man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t you remember?” said the customer. “Okay, “said the bartender. “If you say you paid, you did. The man then went outside and told a friend that the bartender couldn’t keep track of
Abraham Lincoln
April 5, 2026
Father: “Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 12 miles to school. “ Son: “Dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Timmy’s Test Paper
April 5, 2026
Teacher: “I hope I didn’t see you looking at Timmy’s test paper?” Little Johnny: “I hope you didn’t see me either!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Chivalry Counselor
April 5, 2026
The divorce proceedings had been long, contentious and extremely heated. Finally, the husband’s attorney rose for one last try at a no-alimony divorce. “Your Honor, “he said, “my client sincerely believes his wife is just being ridiculous. Why, most women would love to have a husband who still believes in chivalry, and on the day
Waitress Beamed
April 5, 2026
A man, in his carefree bachelor days, had been very fond of a Washington restaurant which specialized in waffles with honey. Year after year he had visited this place to get this very delectable meal, so when he married, he decided to take his wife there so they could share the pleasure together. He did
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a