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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Chief Fart Medicine
April 5, 2026
One day the son of the Big Chief comes to the Medicine man and says “Big Chief no fart!” So the Medicine man says give him one pill every 5 hours and come back to me in a week. The son comes back and says “Big Chief no fart!” So the Medicine man says “give
Dinner Donald
April 5, 2026
Daisy whispered in her husband’s ear, “Ask my mother about dinner. “ Donald, her husband, obediently asked, “Mother-in-law, did you have dinner at home or would you like to go back home and have it?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Completing Sink Carries
April 5, 2026
After completing dinner, a husband carries his plate to the sink and starts washing it. His wife looks at him in disbelief and says, “Honey, we are not at home. This is a restaurant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jason Paul Name
April 5, 2026
“Jason, am I a good mother?” “My name is Paul. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Cow Girlfriend Farmer
April 5, 2026
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses. “Boy, “said the farmer, “that sure makes me want to do the same. “ “Well, go ahead, “said his girlfriend, “it’s your cow. “ This joke is included in the Black
Farmer Brown
April 5, 2026
Farmers Brown and Jones had adjoining farms for years and didn’t get along at all. One night after supper, Farmer Brown knocked on Farmer Jones’s door. When Farmer Jones answered the door, Farmer Brown said, “I know we don’t talk often, but I wanted you to know that our mule just died today. “ Farmer
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a