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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Phone Again Dials
April 5, 2026
A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration. His father picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered, he asks, “Can I speak to Ben, please?” “No! There’s no one called Ben here, “says the person who answered the phone. His father
Didn’t Stop
April 5, 2026
One night, a caveman comes running into his cave and says, “Whew! There was a tiger chasing me all the way across the savannah!” His wife asks, “Why? The caveman replied, “I didn’t stop to ask!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mother’s Maiden Name
April 5, 2026
A yokel was applying for a job and was being asked the normal questions; Name, age, sex, address, etc. The interviewer asks him for his father’s name and his mother’s maiden name. “What do you mean by maiden name?” the yokel asked. “What was your mother’s name before she was married?” “None, “he replied. “What
Warm Milk
April 5, 2026
“We have your son, “said the kidnapper. “I don’t have a son, “says the woman. “Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwiches?” “Oh God, you have my husband. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Guests Well
April 5, 2026
The son has finally saved enough money to buy his own house. It is just a few houses down the road from where his parents still live. On the day he moves in he invites some friends over, turns on the music and drinks a few beers. As the son was making his toast and
Again Sure
April 5, 2026
The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had it to do over again. “Sure, “she replied, “but not the same ones. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a