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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Echo Climbs Mountain
April 5, 2026
A man climbs up to the top of a mountain. He shouts “I love you!” and waits for the echo. The echo comes replies, “I have a boyfriend!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Named
April 5, 2026
Dad: “Son, I named you after my father. “ After My Father: “I know, Dad, I know. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Groom’s Relatives Door
April 5, 2026
A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them… “Bride relatives” and “Groom relatives”. He entered the groom’s relatives door and found two doors again – “Ladies” and “Men”. He entered the men ‘s door and found two doors again. “People with gifts” and “People
Nobody Pays Attention
April 5, 2026
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, nobody pays attention to me…” “Next please… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Death Certificate
April 5, 2026
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: “Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse, listen to the heart or check for breathing?” “No. “ “So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren’t sure the man was dead, were you?” “Well, the man’s brain was in a
Fire Extinguisher
April 5, 2026
A man walked into a record store and asked the assistant, “Have you got anything by The Doors?” “Yes, “she said, “a bucket and a fire extinguisher. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a