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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Lady Smiled
April 5, 2026
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for. The little old lady was so upset that she went up to the man and said, ”I was going to park there! ”
Sheep Boxer Yes
April 5, 2026
A boxer complains to his doctor about insomnia. Doc: “Have you tried counting sheep?” Boxer: “Yes, but when I get to 9, I always stand up. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Diamonds Jane
April 5, 2026
As Jane was admitted to the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for her wrist, saying, “I’m going to give you a bracelet. “ “Has it got rubies and diamonds?” Jane asked coyly. “No, “the clerk said. “But it cost just as much. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Undertaker Commented
April 5, 2026
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, “How old was your husband?” “Ninety eight, “she replied, “three years older than me. “ “So you’re 95?” the undertaker commented. She responded, “Hardly worth going home, is it?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Illegal Drugs
April 5, 2026
Three psychiatrists who are attending a convention decide to take a walk. “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, “one says, “but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we’re all professionals, why don’t we hear each other out right now?” They agree that this is a
Burned Ear Hand
April 5, 2026
A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned. “Sit down and tell me how it happened, “says the doctor. “I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear. “ “What
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a