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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Needed Geoff
April 5, 2026
Geoff was not a tech junkie but he was a little skeptical when the salesman told him this would be the last GPS he ever needed. Geoff was 65 and he knew technology changes and new and better ones come out every year. Geoff began to feel extremely uncomfortable and thought maybe the salesman was
Detective Stopped
April 5, 2026
The older police detective stopped by Matt’s house and asked where he was between 5 and 6? Matt respectfully replied, “In the Kindergarten, sir. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Unimpressed Lady
April 5, 2026
After an 87-year-old woman finished having her hair cut and shaped, the stylist announced, “There, now you look ten years younger!” The unimpressed lady replied, “Who wants to look 77 years old?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Cop Rushes
April 5, 2026
A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, “Are you seriously hurt?” “How should I know?” the man answers, “I’m not a lawyer!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
Marry Eddie
April 5, 2026
“I thought you were going to marry Eddie? You said it was love at first sight. “ “It was – it was the second and third sights that put me off him. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dinner Speaker
April 5, 2026
The after dinner speaker was droning on and on and on, bringing everyone to tears. One of the guests, fighting to keep his drooping eyelids open, turned to the lady on his right and said, “Can nothing be done to shut him up?” “If there is, I’d like to know, “said the lady, “I’m his
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a