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Terrific Sex Life

Terrific Sex Life

April 5, 2026

Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic sex. Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Black Table

Black Table

April 5, 2026

A black guy goes to the doctor. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk on four legs and stay for a while in every single corner of the room. The black man, get up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: “Well this

Designed Windows Software

Designed Windows Software

April 5, 2026

Owner of an aircraft manufacturing company stopped by the aircraft testing airfield to check on the newest test pilot. He asked the supervisor how the new guy was doing. “Terrible! He has already crashed five planes this week!” Owner replied, “How is this possible? Where did he work before coming here?” Supervisor said, “He designed

Lions Escape

Lions Escape

April 5, 2026

At a circus there’s a calamity and two lions escape. They manage to grab hold of a clown and start devouring him. One lion turns to the other and asks “Does this taste funny to you?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Where Lawyers Come From

Where Lawyers Come From

April 5, 2026

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn’t sure it was such a good idea. The Doctor asked, “Do you enjoy it?” She said that she did. He asked, “Does it hurt you?” She said no. The Doctor

Condom Ties

Condom Ties

April 5, 2026

A couple have just had sex. The woman says, ‘If I got pregnant, what would we call the baby?’ The man takes off his condom, ties a knot in it, and flushes it down the toilet. ‘Well,’ he says. ‘If he can get out of that, we’ll call him Houdini.’ This joke is included in

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Giorgio Rushes

Giorgio Rushes

April 5, 2026

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something

Bites Yes

Bites Yes

April 5, 2026

“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of

Trained Parrot

Trained Parrot

April 5, 2026

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a

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