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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Dormitory Season Pass
April 5, 2026
A professor was talking about rules on the university campus. “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory for the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught
Uncle Bill’s Treatment
April 5, 2026
A man visiting a doctor says: “Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment. “ The doctor replied; “But you are not one of my patients. “ The man said: “I know. But my uncle Bill was, and I am his heir. “ This joke is included in
The Talking Horse
April 5, 2026
The man selling two-dollar tickets at racetrack registered complete surprise when a horse stepped up to the window, and asked to bet on himself. “What’s the matter?” snorted the horse. “Are you astonished that I can talk?” “Not at all, “said the man. “I’m surprised that you think you can win. “ This joke is
The Tenth Child
April 5, 2026
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I
How Do You Spell Paint?
April 5, 2026
Paddy and Murphy were doing a crossword. Paddy asks, “How do you spell paint”? Murphy replies, “What color?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The Grave of an Honest Man
April 5, 2026
A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little girl stopped her mom. She said “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?” “Of course not, sweetheart. “her mother replied, “Why ever would you ask such a
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a