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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Tarzan Check
April 5, 2026
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him, and during her questions about his life she asked him what he did about sex. “What’s that?” he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, “Oh, Tarzan uses a hole in the trunk of a tree!” Horrified,
Pains Nausea Arthritis
April 5, 2026
An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. “Doc, “he says, “I am so stricken. I have chest pains, headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, earaches, burning in the eyes, congested lungs… “ “Sir, “says the doctor, “you complain you have so many things. What don’t you have?” The man answers,
Braved Awakened Snowstorm
April 5, 2026
A village doctor was awakened at 4 a. m. to make a house call. He reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, he told the patient to send immediately for his lawyer and relatives and friends and make a will. When he got home he told his wife what he had seen
Intensive Care Unit
April 5, 2026
A man was brought to a hospital with heavily fractured bones. The doctor in the intensive care unit asks him, “Are you married?” “No, I’ve been run over by a truck. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Problem They’ve
April 5, 2026
After 20 years of marriage a husband and wife go to counseling. When asked what the problem is, the wife breaks into a passionate tirade of every problem they’ve ever had. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist gets up, walks over to the wife, makes her
Waiter Rare – Waiter Like
April 5, 2026
Waiter:”How do you like your steak, sir?” Sir:”Like winning an argument with my wife. “ Waiter:”Rare it is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a