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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Crashed Car
April 5, 2026
A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road. He stops and he asks him: “Hey, What happened to you?” “Look!” and he points a crashed car, while still crying “Well, don’t worry, buy another car. “ “Look inside the car!” “Well, don’t worry and get another blonde, and
Jim Screamed Didn’t
April 5, 2026
Jim was in a bad mood, and anyone who got in his way was going to regret it. Jim walked into his favorite restaurant and plopped himself down on a chair. “Get me a steak well done with mashed potatoes. “ Three minutes later when his order came, Jim screamed “DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME SAY
Biggest Dick
April 5, 2026
A man comes home and tells his wife to tell him something that is going to laugh and cry. Wife thinks for a minute and says… “of all your friends you have the biggest dick. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Niagara Falls These
April 5, 2026
A group of tourists visit Niagara Falls and are accompanied by a guide. The guide says: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high that the sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard! Now, may I
Unknown Aircraft
April 5, 2026
From unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue:”I am fucking bored!” Ground Traffic Control:”Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!” Unknown aircraft:”I said I was fucking bored, not fucking stupid!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Chick Last
April 5, 2026
“Why isn’t John at work today?” “He is in hospital. “ “But I saw him dancing with a chick last night. “ “His wife saw him too. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a